May 2013
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
Major congrats to David & the entire Tumblr team!
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We need a malaria epidemic in the blogging community! Either that or we need...
– Bill Gates
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Fohr Card Back-end Dev Intern
For those of you interested, we’re currently looking for a Back-end Dev Intern (paid) to join our team full-time in Brooklyn. Experience with Ruby on Rails, Heroku, GitHub, S3 & Pivotal Tracker required. Please contact john (at) fohrcard (dot) com for more details.
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I help my friends pick out girls all the time, so ya know, if you ever need help...
– Olivia
April 2013
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Ben: I gotta get a new seat for my bike. Tired of gettin fucked by my bike everyday.
Denise: No you're not.
Ben: Shit doesn't give me a reach around.
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I guess nothing rhymes with ‘treasury.’ Because Treasury offers and gives...
– White House Jay on Jay.
“Obama said ‘chill, you gonna get me impeached’/ But you don’t need this shit anyway/ Chill with me on the beach.”
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I hope I don’t use words in the way that people use people.
– Stephanie
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Life isn’t fun unless a lot of things are spewed.
– Maria
March 2013
I’m just going to throw everything away and become a rapper. I could be...
– Laura. a very white texas girl mind you.
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Comic Sans was designed because when I was working at Microsoft I received a...
– Vincent Connare, designer of the Comic Sans Typeface
Sierra: I prefer male poets.
Me: Any particular reason?
Sierra: I just think women are full of shit sometimes.
John Holdun: I've never used a pickup line.
Holly Stair: I've never been picked up.
Sandwich Making Robot Endeavor
John Holdun and I are working on making a robot that makes sandwiches. If you are interested in working on this with us, please email. rich at fohrcard dot com
February 2013
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Holly: I'm scared to go on AirBNB. I'm a young impressionable girl.
James: what, is an apartment going to rape you?
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Patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace. And Grace is a little girl, who never...
– Uncle PJ
If penny were a person, I’d ask her to marry me.
– Mr. Jon Larsen
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A One-Sided Conversation on 3-D Printers with...
i do not understand 3-d printers
like HOW is this possible
what is the substance making the thing
like they call it a printer so i feel like its paper
why isn’t it called a plaster laser then
why is it a printer
because i’m in my head being all like how the fuck is ink making hard objects?
how does one acquire such an item
who would even buy that!
i would be sitting around...