May 2013
May 20th
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May 20th
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to… Major congrats to David & the entire Tumblr team!
May 20th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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“We need a malaria epidemic in the blogging community! Either that or we need...”
– Bill Gates
May 6th
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Fohr Card Back-end Dev Intern
For those of you interested, we’re currently looking for a Back-end Dev Intern (paid) to join our team full-time in Brooklyn.  Experience with Ruby on Rails, Heroku, GitHub, S3 & Pivotal Tracker required.  Please contact john (at) fohrcard (dot) com for more details.
May 6th
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“I help my friends pick out girls all the time, so ya know, if you ever need help...”
– Olivia
May 2nd
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Ben: I gotta get a new seat for my bike. Tired of gettin fucked by my bike everyday.
Denise: No you're not.
Ben: Shit doesn't give me a reach around.
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 19th
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“I guess nothing rhymes with ‘treasury.’ Because Treasury offers and gives...”
– White House Jay on Jay. “Obama said ‘chill, you gonna get me impeached’/ But you don’t need this shit anyway/ Chill with me on the beach.”
Apr 18th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 11th
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“I hope I don’t use words in the way that people use people.”
– Stephanie
Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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“Life isn’t fun unless a lot of things are spewed.”
– Maria
Apr 7th
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March 2013
“I’m just going to throw everything away and become a rapper. I could be...”
– Laura.  a very white texas girl mind you.
Mar 31st
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Mar 26th
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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“Comic Sans was designed because when I was working at Microsoft I received a...”
– Vincent Connare, designer of the Comic Sans Typeface
Mar 10th
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Sierra: I prefer male poets.
Me: Any particular reason?
Sierra: I just think women are full of shit sometimes.
Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 6th
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John Holdun: I've never used a pickup line.
Holly Stair: I've never been picked up.
Mar 5th
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Sandwich Making Robot Endeavor
John Holdun and I are working on making a robot that makes sandwiches.  If you are interested in working on this with us, please email.  rich at fohrcard dot com
Mar 5th
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February 2013
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Holly: I'm scared to go on AirBNB. I'm a young impressionable girl.
James: what, is an apartment going to rape you?
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 18th
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“Patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace. And Grace is a little girl, who never...”
– Uncle PJ
Feb 15th
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“If penny were a person, I’d ask her to marry me.”
– Mr. Jon Larsen
Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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A One-Sided Conversation on 3-D Printers with...
i do not understand 3-d printers like HOW is this possible what is the substance making the thing like they call it a printer so i feel like its paper why isn’t it called a plaster laser then why is it a printer because i’m in my head being all like how the fuck is ink making hard objects? how does one acquire such an item who would even buy that! i would be sitting around...
Feb 11th
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