“yeah this is not going to work, fuck the earth”
—john holdun, working on location search.
June 2013
“Man, cooking a baby is hard.”
—Hayley Parker Barker
May 2013
Daily Dose of Stephy
- Steph: My brother has a Mazda 6.
- Me: Mazda 6?
- Steph: Yeah, ya know. like the 4th multiple of our Mazda 2.
- Me: ...
“Reading about success doesn’t make you successful, but it does tend to make you want to be successful. That’s important. We benefit from positive models that show us what’s possible and make us want to think bigger, work harder, and keep trying—especially when the going gets tough.”
—Ev (via brycedotvc)
Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff.tumblr.com
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
Major congrats to David & the entire Tumblr team!
“We need a malaria epidemic in the blogging community! Either that or we need people who have seen the malaria epidemic to start blogging.”
—Bill Gates
Fohr Card Back-end Dev Intern
For those of you interested, we’re currently looking for a Back-end Dev Intern (paid) to join our team full-time in Brooklyn. Experience with Ruby on Rails, Heroku, GitHub, S3 & Pivotal Tracker required. Please contact john (at) fohrcard (dot) com for more details.
“I help my friends pick out girls all the time, so ya know, if you ever need help filtering bitches…”
—Olivia
April 2013
- Ben: I gotta get a new seat for my bike. Tired of gettin fucked by my bike everyday.
- Denise: No you're not.
- Ben: Shit doesn't give me a reach around.
“I guess nothing rhymes with ‘treasury.’ Because Treasury offers and gives licenses for travel as you know and the White House has nothing to do with it.”
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White House Jay on Jay.
“Obama said ‘chill, you gonna get me impeached’/ But you don’t need this shit anyway/ Chill with me on the beach.”
“I hope I don’t use words in the way that people use people.”
—Stephanie
“Life isn’t fun unless a lot of things are spewed.”
—Maria
March 2013
“I’m just going to throw everything away and become a rapper. I could be the next Ke$ha.”
—Laura. a very white texas girl mind you.
“Comic Sans was designed because when I was working at Microsoft I received a beta version of Microsoft Bob. It was a comic software package that had a dog called Rover at the beginning and he had a balloon with messages using Times New Roman.”
—Vincent Connare, designer of the Comic Sans Typeface
