i love how 2 seconds after i put new sheets down
a gigantic moth decides to fly right at my computer screen, freak me out, and cause me to drop my computer on it smushing it on my sheets. awesome.
theme under construction.
excuse the appearance.
i cant wait
for THIS ONE to get a new macbook. you’ll see.
hrrrthrrr: I’d like to design a hotel and a restaurant. Maybe both in the same place? Someday. Just wait. suz and i were just having this conversation.
blind leading the blind.
Rich: Wait, so what happens when you get your period? Like, you just bleed for 4 days straight?
Me: Yeah, I guess.
Rich: So, nonstop or when you go pee, you bleed?
Me: They don't come from the same hole you know.
Me: How many holes do girls have down there?
Me: What about the butt.
Me: haha, that's what I thought too, but apparently there are three.
Rich: Noooo...I don't believe you.
[i google an image that I will share in my next post and show it to rich]
Me: See?? there's three, but I don't know what comes out of which.
am working on a totally sweet theme...
not yours just yet zoelulu…yours is next ; )
1. picked up doggy meds 2. hit up safeway for a crapload of groceries 3. hit up target to pick up racks and hangers for the closet 4. CHIPOTLE!!!! i even got 2 extra burritos to go because theyre so damn goooooood…. 5. shipped out 2 more weardrobe closet packages 6. mailed out my CC bill 7. mailed out my notarized letter so jose’s lawyer wont bitch at me never been so...
mediatemple can suck my left nut.
Amazon.com: How to Date a White Woman: A Practical... →
annnna: soxiam: don’t forget to read the user reviews. I’m pretty sure Sean owns this book and reads it every night before bed.. imma buy this. word.
i never really understood why wrapping stations...
Here is my horoscope for the month of May-this...
zoelulu: Think of May as a catch-up month, but not a time to make any big initiations or decisions. I know it’s birthday month, dear Taurus, so you were probably hoping to take center stage and give your plans a big push, but the timing is off. You should not sign any papers until June, as any deal you make in May will need to be restructured or renegotiated later, and that is assuming you’d...
don’t fucking cry. what are we 5?!? did I take your fucking crayons???– Suz
oh i peeked into the box … macbook upskirt!– jose
and heroes volume 4 sucked. awful.
and my electronics are named pandas
r3d: most of my electronics have had genderless names: robot, squirrel, hamster, rocktopus, barracuda, human … but im pretty sure that the macbook will be female …. hmmmmmmmmmmmm pandabook. pandapanda. panda2 and panda3. and my ipanda. i need more options.
chuck was most certainly epic. EPIC.
jesus christ. wtf is going on in the nba. denver...
i wish amy poehler was still on SNL to do a ‘really?!?’ for me. right.about.NOW.
i prefer my room to be cold when i sleep
i also prefer to not let the fridge door shut until i put whatever i took out back. just sayin.
How to stop saying the word "like" all the time. →
(via ashlaf) ha. i need this like you wouldnt believe.
Lost a Follower
the-wanderluster: THEIR LOSS. I hope??? yeah i lost 2 today. bitches.