March 2010
February 2010
i'm so into curling right now
i’ll motion a third on that one.
realrealsoft:
(via tnkcmndr)
motion seconded.
i can't seem to get enough fried chicken lately.
easily one of the most entertaining set of replies... →
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my footer is now the perfect amount of sticky.
it works!
5+ years experience
Whenever I see companies - and shockingly, even startups - post this under their requirements for prospective applicants, it just pisses me off. It’s dumb is what it is. We live in an age of efficiency workers. Some people, in one year, have learned and accomplished far more than others in five. People really need to get with the program.
“It is too often the case these days that people elect to work in style...”
– Alber
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tomorrow is all about avoiding jury duty
if i can get a new NY license/state ID without too much trouble, tomorrow will be a good day.
i just made a perfect batch of coffee for the...
it just never tastes the same as getting it from the coffeeshop, but THIS does. i can’t tell you how accomplished i feel right now.
i want to help you
i love saying it and i love hearing it. it’s amazing what gets done with a little help.
“I feel like I’m in a Nick and Nora casting call.”
– Llw. at a party in Williamsburg tonight.
that ice dancer girl Meryl Davis looks like an...
a real life bleached avatar.
kitchen status
llw: u want to make fried chicken?
me: yeah why not its not hard
llw: thats a bit of a pain in the ass
me: you put the chicken in a pot of oil
me: it fries
me: and out pops fried chicken
llw: well i know how it works
me: how bout i fry the chicken
me: you drink the beer
me: and then eat the fried chicken
llw: i'll fry the goddam chicken
llw: you and jose sit and drink beer
llw: be men
llw: i'll be where i belong
llw: kitchen status
“i’ve had black women come up to me and tell me I’m a good dancer so I feel like...”
– phil
Dan: you wear your collar popped?
me: yeah...
Dan: you look like a dinosaur. with the frilly things around their head. have you seen Jurassic park?
me: no Dan, I've never in my life seen Jurassic park.
i wish you could do 100% - 5px.
it would make this slightly easier.
@lovelesswrists
really??? truly??? don’t toy with my head woman.
i don't think Helen was too happy to see me just...
haha I can’t help if I just so happen to be around.
why is MAC on LOST
i don’t know how serious i can take this episode now.
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of course
of course the cute, funny girl across the hall from me who i run into every week has a bf. and of course she just so happens to be a model. of course.
leaving my windows open all the time
i would’ve expected a pigeon to fly in already.
