“People remember what the weather was like on their wedding day, but it has little impact on the long-term health of their marriage” —Reid Hoffman, on IPOs
“If we’re having a dinner party, we need to have a turkey. There needs to be a turkey.” —Ms. Holly Stair
“I present my dress collections on the fifth of May, the fifth month of the year and so we will let this sample number five keep the name it has already, it will bring good luck.” —Coco Chanel, on selecting the fifth vial of perfume from samples numbered 1-5 and 20-24
“I checked one of my kids’ essay outlines today and in place of claims, quotes, and justifications, he had simply written ‘yolo’ in every box. I can’t wait to see that character analysis.” —Becky
“her face actually looks like a shitake burger. i knew it looked familiar. i’ve seen it on my plate.” —@mariaxliu, on lindsey lohan.
“yes, but would lana del rey wear it?” —holly, asking what she should wear for tonight.
“tonight we will drink and eat meat.” —stairbear knows how i like to celebrate a little good news.